Jarrett Olson>You
Yes it's true, Jarrett Mitch Olson is better than you in every way. What? You've never been in the presence of his greatness. Well then let me just inform your ignorant ass with this comprehensive list of awesomeness.
- He is better looking than you could ever hope to be. Just look at the picture above. Do you need any more proof?
- As far as Halo skills are concerned, he could of joined the MLG circuit if he wanted to but since it would cause all of the other contenders to commit suicide upon witnessing his incredible skill, he decided not to. Simply put, you suck balls at Halo compared to him.
- He has friends. Chances are if you're visiting this site you have none.
- He has more guitars than you.
- He has more games and consoles than you.
- He has incredible golf skills. He has won countless tournaments over the years, has gotten free golf balls, and is better than you. What more could someone ask for in a golfer?
- His lying ability is incredible. He could make you believe basicallyanything. He is even known to believe his own lies because they're sofucking convincing. He could murder your whole family in front of youand convince you that your dog committed the crime.
- He only needs seven points to prove how godly he is.
