Top Nine Signs I'm Turning Into A Metro Sexual:
1. I care about how I look.
2. I put lotion on my face.
3. I use soap that doesn't dry out my skin.
4. I use expensive conditioner.
5. I take forever to shower.
6. I care about what I eat.
7. I cut my hair after three years of longness.
8. I'm wearing metal shirts less often.
9. I listen to Daft Punk. I don't know if that actually means anything but it seems like the kind of music metro sexual's and Guido douche bags would listen to while taking hits of ecstasy and wearing four popped collar's.
The Future Me
